another short

I’m enjoying this random word thing, so here’s another one. I set the word count to 100, ’cause it’s harder.




Hydrogen atoms bound to oxygen coalesce, and follow each other to the earth. Taped up dandelions, some with roots, decorate the alter, due to a misinterpretation of the phrase “free floral arrangement.” A bridesmaid’s facing left, to hide her “mysterious mouth infection.” And the overweight Billy Idol impersonator, who repeatedly tells everyone he’s only doing the gig as a personal favor to the best man, missed his cue and starts singing before the groom is even in place.

Alanis surveys her wedding and thinks, what’s the word for this?

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